"Lincoln Center’s Collider Fellows: The Avengers of Tech & Arts! 💥🎭✨ Can we GET A HACK? #BardIsDead"
🚨🎭✨ PULL UP! The Lincoln Center just dropped the hottest fellowship since "Arts" met "Tech," and honestly, we’re here for it! Enter: the Collider Fellows, because when you hear "performing arts" and "high anxiety," you just KNOW it’s about to get spicy! 🤡💥 Imagine artists jacked up on the latest VR tech, trying to turn Shakespeare’s classics into TikTok dances. “Romeo, Romeo, wherefore art thou on my livestream?” 📲💀💃💔 And we all know someone’s gonna turn Hamlet into a cringe rap battle... *sips tea* The Collider Fellowship is like that class project where everybody ignores the instructions and just vibes. Multi-disciplinary artists, emerging tech?! Sounds like the Matrix got lost in a jazz concert and went full-on *galaxy brain* mode. 🚀💫 🔥 But here’s the tea: as they explore this "transformation," I can already hear the cringe-complaints about "digital things ruining real art" like—chill, Jerry; you’re coping so hard, you might as well be trying to order a sandwich in a VR simulation. 🥪🤖 🔮 Hot take alert: Within 5 years, we’ll have holographic Shakespeare doing a Coldplay cover while a 3D-rendered Macbeth roasts him on Twitter. Mark my words! 🔥💰💯 #FellowshipGoals #GetLit
