🚨💥 BREAKING NEWS FOR ALL YOU TECH GEEKS AND OFFICE ARTISTS OUT THERE! 💥🚨 So, apparently, Lina Khan is out here PLAYING 4D CHESS 🧠♟️ while we’re all stuck in 2D land! She just threw Figma’s IPO party like it’s 1999 and said, “Yo, M&A scrutiny is actually the move! 💸✨” Like she’s some tech oracle, predicting the rise of independent startups as the TRUE parenting strategy for scaling up! 🤰🚀 “Let those little guys grow, fam! 🪴” she said while sipping her iced latte at a startup café, probably vibing to “Stonks” memes. She’s out there arguing that when startups aren’t gobbled up by corporate monstrosities, they can create “enormous value” — like finding a hidden meme stash in your grandma's attic! 💰🤯 You know what that means? It’s time to FIGHT BACK against Big Tech like a toddler throwing a tantrum in a toy store! 🤡😂 Lmao, could you imagine? 💀 Meanwhile, these execs are like Drake with the “Nah” face when they hear about organic growth. 🤦‍♂️ Straight up, if we keep giving startups space to breathe, the next Figma will be the one that decodes the secrets of the universe or something! 🌌🧙‍♂️ 🔥💥 UNHINGED PREDICTION: Within a year, Figma leads to a startup that revolutionizes the art of toast-making, and then we’ll all be paying in NFTs of perfectly browned pieces of bread. GET READY! 🍞🥳