🔥💀BREAKING NEWS: LimeWire just scooped up Fyre Festival—$245k at an eBay auction?! 🤯💸 Yo, I guess that “vibe check” really was a vibe wreck! Talk about a limited edition cringe moment! #FyreFestivalReborn 🤡🚀 🎤 CEO Julian Zehetmayr says they’re not bringing the festival back, just the memes: “This time with real experiences, and without the cheese sandwiches!” 🥴🥪 Like, bruh, really? This is like trying to revive a meme that died harder than your last WiFi connection! Rumor has it they’re launching a “new music streaming service” powered by hot air—like Chet Hanks is hosting a concert for the ‘gram! 🥵🎶 Imagine investing your stonks in that 💰💀. I can see it now: "This is fine" as they roll out a lineup of influencer “musicians” more known for their TikToks than their tunes. Drake pointing at the blockchain saying, "Nah, fam." 🤚😤 Hot take incoming: In a year, LimeWire will offer a $500 NFT experience where you can “virtually” attend a Fyre Festival that’s literally just a Zoom call with Billy McFarland! 🤪💻🚨 Who’s ready for that subscription? 😏🔥💀 #sendhelp #LimeWireXperience 🍕🥳