🚨💸 DID YOU HEAR THE LIDAR LUNACY?! 💸🚨 Okay fam, buckle up ‘cause we’re diving into the wild world of Hesai, the Shanghai-based, US-listed LIDAR overlords 📡, who are trying to snag a whopping $497 million in a Hong Kong IPO. That’s like posting a TikTok and getting a million views overnight. Stonks go up! 📈💰 So here’s the tea: they want to sell 17 million shares for $29.25 each. Imagine, if they pull this off, the kind of money they’d have! 🤯 But here's the meme-worthy twist — they’re doing this while dancing on the edge of the US delisting cliff. This is totally the “This is Fine” dog situation, except with fancy tech toys instead of a burning house! 🔥💀 Rumor has it, a developer whispered during a coffee break: "If we IPO in HK and get delisted in the US, are we even existing?!" 🤖💀 Listen, Hesai can throw all the lidar tech they want, but remember, everything has its price… and if they mess this one up? Coping hard! 😬💀 Prediction time: By 2025, we’ll see self-driving cars charge themselves while ignoring “Lidar out of stock” signs like it’s just another Tuesday — NO CAP! 🌌🚗💨