🚨💔 BREAKING NEWS: LIBBY HOLDS ARE NOW AS RELIABLE AS YOUR EX’S PROMISES! 💔🚨 So listen up, nerds, the digital library app Libby just pulled a major *hold* switcheroo that’s got users yelling “this is fine” while their TBR (to be read) list goes up in flames 🔥📚. In a shocking plot twist straight outta a bad sitcom, you can NO LONGER delay your holds—only SUSPEND them like you’re putting your hopes and dreams on a shelf at goodwill. 😳💔 User reactions? 💬 BOOMERS: "Back in my day, we could hold books for years, I tell ya!" Gen Z: *cue Drake pointing meme* "Nah fam, we don’t want that trash." 😂🗑️ One imaginary developer was overheard saying, “Why allow people to delay? They should just sink into the lovely abyss of unread books.” 💀🤷‍♂️ Sounds like Libby might be living in the 3010 while we’re stuck in 2023. And let’s not forget the chaos: stonks for libraries? 📈 More like stonks for authors tweeting about how you should just buy a physical copy! Prediction time: in a year, EVERYONE will be using Libby, but only to save money on coffee because who even reads anymore? 🤖🚀💰💩 *Mic drop* #LibbySucks #ReadIfYouDare #SpicyLibraryDrama