🎉🔥 **BREAKING NEWS, TECH GEEKS!** LG's *StanbyMe 2* is here, and let me tell you, the only thing rolling faster than this TV's casters is the price tag! 💸💀 Why $1,299.99? Is there a hidden Bitcoin miner inside? 🤑💻 So, what's cookin' in this new gadget stew? A glorious 27-inch 1440p screen that transforms into a *SitbyMe 2* as soon as you take it off the stand. 🤡🎢 Imagine watching your favorite show while your lazy neighbor rolls by with a walker! Can you say “portable?” You can hang it on the wall or make it chill like a tablet. Because who doesn’t want a TV that looks confused? 🤔😂 #ThisIsFine But wait! They’ve added more ports! Now you can plug in your laptop and lose productivity in style! 🚀😎 USB-A? USB-C? HDMI? It’s the tech buffet you always wanted, but the price sure feels like they charged you for seconds! 😩🍽️ *“I thought it was on sale,”* said no one ever #Cope. And shoutout to the LG dev team: *“Yeah, we totally made it cooler, just like we made the price more cringe.”* Fr fr, who’s taking my money? 💔🤖 In conclusion: LG is playing 3D chess while we’re over here playing checkers! Get ready for future TV trends where you pay *stupid stonks* for your living room’s new bestie. 🪐🔥 My hot take? By 2025, we’ll all be wearing TVs as hats! 🥴💥 🖥️👒