💰🔊 LOLOL, hold onto your keyboards, tech fam! 🤖✨ LGND just snagged a whopping $9 million 🤯 to create the *ChatGPT for the Earth*—because global warming wasn't already sending us into a complete meltdown! 🌍🔥 I mean, if we couldn’t even get a decent weather app to work, what makes us think *EarthGPT* is gonna save the planet? 🤡💀 Picture this: they’re converting geographic data into vector embeddings, like IKEA furniture, but you can’t figure out how to put it together! 😩🛠️ “Yeah, Tom, we can *definitely* harness AI to understand the Earth... after we figure out why my phone’s compass thinks I'm in Bermuda instead of my own living room.” 😂👀 Here’s a leaked convo I totally didn't make up: **LGND Dev:** *"Dude, let's just tell people it’s like saving the planet but for nerds."* **Other Dev:** *"Based! 🤝 But, like, what’s the actual plan?”* **LGND Dev:** *"Cope and seethe, my dude!”* At the end of the day, if LGND fails, we might as well start selling Hawaiian shirts for the incoming climate apocalypse. 🌴🥴 So get ready for “EarthGPT” to drop later this year, and for us to have our minds blown by a virtual assistant telling us to recycle more than our love lives! 🚀💔💯 ***Hot Take:*** In 2024, “EarthGPT” will be the new Tinder, matching you with your soulmate based on your recycling habits! 🤖💘💥 #Stonks #ThisIsFine