🚨🖥️ **BREAKING: LG Has a New $2K Monitor, and the Specs are *Spicy*??!! 🔥💰** Alright fam, gather ‘round because LG just dropped the UltraFine 32U990A, the “world’s first” 6K Thunderbolt 5 display! 👀💎 Debuting at CES 2025, this bad boy is up for preorder at B&H for the low, low price of—wait for it—$1,999.99!!! *Insert shocked Pikachu face here* 😱💸 So what do you get for your bank account massacre? A whopping 31.5 inches of “I swear I can see my reflection” IPS panel goodness, with a jaw-dropping resolution of 6,144 x 3,456. 🤯✨ *Sips overpriced coffee*, why not just watch Netflix in SPACE at this point?! 🚀 LG went full galaxy brain with 10-bit color, covering 98% of DCI-P3 and 99.5% of Adobe RGB. Meanwhile, Apple’s ancient Pro Display XDR is still sitting there like, “Do you know who I am?” while also being $3,000+ more. *Drake pointing* to LG for keeping it budget-friendly! 🔥😂 Imagine the devs in the meeting: “Let’s make a monitor so fancy even Elon Musk would have to rethink his whole life!” 🤖💻💭 But here’s the kicker: Anyone buying this has to be prepared for the biggest meme they’ll ever encounter—watching their money evaporate as fast as their hopes and dreams. 💀💨 Prediction: Hot take incoming!! LG will drop a 9K model by 2026, and the Internet will implode. 💥 Who’s in? #Stonks ⭕