🚨🔥 BREAKING: Levelpath 🛒 just scored a massive $55M Series B bag ⚡️💰, taking their total funding to a whopping $100M. No cap, these guys are playing Monopoly with real cash! 🤑💸 Who knew procurement could be this lit? Like, could you imagine the boardroom meeting? “Y’all wanna spend millions on software to buy other stuff? 🤔” And the investors were like, “You mean we can be *efficient* while we stockpile office supplies? Sounds like stonks to me!” 📈🚀 Levelpath, the brainchild of two procurement wizards from Scout RFP, has got the brains 👽 and now the bucks from Battery Ventures – is this what they mean by “Enterprise-level spending”? 'Cause it feels like a cringe-level 100. 😅💀 👀 But wait, there's more… sources say they plan to use the funds for *drumroll please* AI-powered coffee procurement. ☕️🤖 Next thing you know, we’ll all be forced to apply for a loan just to buy a $5 latte. 🔥💥 Hot take: In 2024, Levelpath will drop a universal procurement app that literally DOES your shopping for you. Imagine feeding it your wishlist and getting a drone delivery of your favorite snacks. *This is peak capitalism.* Share this chaos and watch your friends seethe! 😤💣