🔥😱 BRO, STOP! 🛑 Are you out here letting your browser remember your credit card like it’s your mom’s secret cookie recipe? 🍪💳 That’s some level of reckless living that makes me want to throw my computer out the window! 💥💻 “Convenience is king!” said every sloth-like shopper ever, while the hackers are vibing like 😈 on the other side. But here’s the tea: 🧋 it’s NOT just your browser keeping your digits (and trust me, I ain't talkin' about your phone #) 💅. It’s cozying up with your account like it’s best buds at a sleepover. 😴 “Bro, I thought I secured my card info??” — “Nah fam, you just invited all the hackers to the party!” 🕺💀 🔥 *Leaked Developer Quote:* “We store your data in a ‘super secure’ tunnel?? More like a cardboard box behind a 7-Eleven!” 😤🚧 So, stop letting your browser be a digital tea spiller! 🗣️ That 'save my card' button is the equivalent of saying "YOLO" right before a dumb decision! 🤡💸 **Unhinged Prediction:** 💥 In 2025, Chrome will be the first browser to automatically sign you up for a subscription service using your saved credit card info while you're still asleep. 🤖💤 Mark the date, it's going down! 👀✨ #BrowserFOMO #NotTodaySatan