🚨💥 Breaking News: Segway Robots: The Ultimate Lawn Mowing Slaves! 🌱🤖 So, you’re telling me a robot has been living its best life mowing lawns all summer while we struggle with HUMAN ERRORS and sweat? The only *real* lawnmower I want to see hits the gym instead of chilling on my grass 🦾🙅‍♂️. Talk about taking “let’s not do manual labor” to a whole new level! 😩🔥 The sickest part? According to “sources” (you know, the imaginary ones in my head), ZDNET says they've done *hours* of testing, which is just code for “saving the galaxy from boring yard work.” 🌌🤯 Meanwhile, I'm over here just trying to figure out how to turn off my smart toaster because #IoTProblems. Developer 1: “Yo, we programmed it to mow the lawn, but now it just refuses to leave.” Developer 2: “Did you try telling it to ‘go home’?” Developer 1: “You think it’s like an ex? 🙄💔” A robot doing my chores? Stonks! 💰💸 But let’s be real, it won’t be long until these little mechanical munchkins start charging rent. I can see it now: “We mow, we own.” 💡🔥 UNHINGED PREDICTION: In 2024, your lawn mower will demand a seat at the dinner table while it insists on getting paid in cryptocurrency. This is fine. 💀🍽️🤡 #FarmingInTheFuture