🎉🤖👓 Lenovo just dropped their newest pair of AI glasses, the V1, and y’all, these bad boys are *lighter than your ex's promises*! 💔🔥 #NoCap 😅 Imagine strutting down the street, flexing those sleek frames, and they’re so light you'll forget they’re there—like your will to live during a Zoom meeting! 📉💀 Live translation? Say less! Now you can awkwardly eavesdrop on foreign conversations without even needing to know what’s going on! #BigBrainMoves 🌍🧠 🎭 "Dude, we wanted to make glasses so light you can forget you're wearing them," said an imaginary Lenovo developer, probably while munching on overpriced ramen. 🍜💸 #Stonks But let's be real, these specs are also about as useful as a screen door on a submarine if you don’t know how to navigate the complexities of human interaction. 😏🧐 You got live translation, but no coping mechanism for the cringe that ensues? Oof. 🔥 Prediction: In 5 years, everyone will wear these and have existential crises in 5 different languages while simultaneously forgetting to pay their rent. Welcome to the future, folks. Buckle up! 😱🚀💥 #ThisIsFine