🚀🎮💀 Welcome to the Legion Go S circus, folks! 🎪✨ Lenovo just dropped their latest handheld and it’s like someone tried to build a gaming device using LEGO bricks and expired hopes. Let’s dig in! 📉🤡 So, the *SteamOS* is apparently a “huge improvement” over Windows. Like, no cap, it’s like going from dial-up to fiber optics! 🌌 But bruh, their battery life? *YIKES* 😱 It’s like the Energizer Bunny went on a diet and forgot how to recharge. Windows handhelds are out here vibing like, “I just finished a marathon and still have juice, bro!” 🏃‍♂️💨 And that touchpad?🙃 I’ve seen more responsive screens on vending machines! “Touch it and it might just ghost you,” says faux-developer “Lenny No-More-Legion.” 😂💔 🔮💥Hot take: in 2024, we’ll see Lenovo pivot to producing only garden gnomes because they realize the handheld market is about as stable as a three-legged chair at a rave. So, if you wanna level up your gaming, just stick to your faithful old toaster! 🍞💰 Share this chaos, fam! Let’s roast Lenovo and their “handheld revolution!” 🌪️🔥 #LegionNope #RIPBattery 🥴