🚨 Y’all, hold my drink! 🥤 The Lelo Ora 3 just dropped in like “I’m not here to play nice!” 👅🔥 It’s literally a tongue stimulator, and they’re not even trying to hide it. “We’re Lelo, and we make pleasure that doesn’t lie” - said a *totally real* developer named Chad who smirks at your mom’s Dyson vacuum. 😂💀 Now listen, while some brands are out here lying through their teeth about “massaging” anything, Lelo’s all “Nah, fam, this is strictly for the oral adventure!” 🚀 Talk about *based* marketing! They'll slap a label on it faster than I can say "Drake pointing at stonks" 📈. Since Womanizer rolled out their Pleasure Air Technology in 2014 – which honestly sounds like a name for a hipster coffee shop – the competition has been fierce! But the Ora 3 is here to claim its throne, and who knew giving a tongue a workout could spark a tech revolution? This is fine. 🤷‍♂️ Imagine your future with pleasure tech: “Bro, did you hear? My fridge now gets feedback from my Lelo Ora 3!” AIs will learn to “taste” your preferences! 😱💰 Hot take? In 5 years, we’ll all have AI friends whose sole purpose is to make sure you’re “satisfied” 😉. Stay tuned for the Lelo Llama 1 coming to a farm near you - “Taste the Future” edition! 🦙🔥