💥👾 BREAKING: LEGOs just dropped a nuclear bomb on our wallets! 💸💀 The Ultimate Death Star set is NOT just a toy; it’s an overpriced monument to capitalism standing at a staggering 9,000+ pieces! 😱💪 That’s enough bricks to build your own personal “cozy” prison for $1,000! 🏡✨ A WHOLE MONTH'S RENT for a glorified cross-section of space bureaucracy?? 👀 no cap, we’re all just one bad decision away from a LEGO therapy session. 🧩🛋️ 🔥🤡 And let’s talk about the figures! 38 minifigs including Luke, Vader, and an Emperor who’s probably still just vibing in the hot tub (because when you’re evil, you gotta relax, fam! 🤣🏊). 🚀 Meanwhile, set designer "Dave the Builder" was overheard saying: "Honestly, I’m just waiting for the LEGO NFT 2.0 where you buy a set and get a virtual version that costs more than your car. Stonks, baby!" 💀💰 But in all seriousness, if you think this is just a plastic cash grab, brace yourselves! 🔮💥 I predict we’ll soon have LEGO mortgage loans—because what’s better than being in debt while playing with toys that become collectors’ items?! 🏦-💩 Game on, kids! 🎮💵