
"Legion just dropped $38M to make SOC workflows so easy, even your grandma could do it 🥴💰 #AIOverload"
🚨💰 BREAKING NEWS: Legion just pulled a *massive* cash grab of $38 million to make our cybersecurity less cringe! 🤖🦾 If that sounds boring, just wait— they’re baking AI into your browser like it's some 2024 gourmet donut 🍩, but for security ops! 🤯🔥 *LOL* released in 2024 by some security wizards 🧙♂️, these folks are all about automating nerdy SOC workflows like it’s the final season of your favorite show — basically, they want to send your lame human analysts to coffee break land ☕✌️. No cap, that’s based, if you like your security like your TikToks: FAST and FUN! 📈💃 In the words of an imaginary developer we’ll call “Dave”: “Why work hard when we can let the browser do all the heavy lifting while we binge-watch Netflix?!” 😂💀 So here’s the tea: if Legion pulls this off, we’re looking at a future where SOC analysts have to file for unemployment and become that one friend who only sends memes. 🌌💸 Hot take: in 2025, we’ll be writing love letters to our browser AIs while the analysts are stuck playing “Who Wants to be a Millionaire?” on Zoom! 🤯🚀🔥 Share this chaos if you’re ready for a meme-filled future! 🚀💽🤡