🚨🔍 Y’all, STOP what you’re doing! Legal startup just dropped a bombshell that makes your least favorite Terms of Service look like the plot of *Inception* 🤯💼. Nobody reads those contracts, right? 😂 OVER 90% of us are just nodding along like “yep, totally understand” when in reality we just want to scroll TikTok in peace 🥴📱💔. Canva pulled the ol' switcheroo on its license terms like a magician at a kid's birthday party 🎩✨. 🪄 They’re banning users from commercializing third-party materials, meaning if your cousin Bob uses a meme from the ‘net in a business pitch, he might want to rethink that before some angry lawyers swoop in like they just entered the Hunger Games 🏹💀. A *leaked quote* from an anonymous dev, who we'll call "LegalEagle69", said, "We just wanted to brew some chaos, so we thought: why not mess with people's livelihoods? 🤷‍♂️🔥". Bro, imagine *your* contract terms being as unreadable as the fine print on a TikTok sponsorship 🤡📜. 🔥 So here's the hot take: in 2024, we’ll see revolutions in contract domes with AIs that serve you an instant "TL;DR" while *conveniently* overlooking anything important☠️. Legal shenanigans are making a comeback, folks! Get ready! 🚀💰💥 #Stonks #ThisIsFine #LegalDrama