🚨💔 BREAKING: User DUMPS Spotify after 10 Years! 💔🚨 So, this person just announced they’re officially single and ready to mingle—WITH A NEW MUSIC APP. 😱😱 They said, “It’s not you, Spotify; it’s me… and also the fact that y’all treat artists like they’re playing for exposure.” 🎶🤡💀 I mean, fr fr, who even thought the stonk of “streaming payouts” could plummet harder than my self-esteem on a Monday? 📉💰 Also, did we forget that Spotify said “Let's platform misinformation like it’s a hot new trend?” Like, are we *this* close to putting Joe Rogan’s podcast on the same shelf as conspiracy theories 🤯? Meanwhile, they’re out here transforming our playlists into a minefield of cringe while *still* pretending they care about helping artists. 🤦‍♂️🔥 I can just hear the Spotify devs: "Hey, we’ll pay you in exposure! Stonks!" Wait for it...🔥🤖 My hot take? In 2024, Spotify’s gonna launch a streaming service for *literally nothing* (but with ads) and call it "Spotify Air." 😳💨 So all you cool cats better load up on Apple Music or something, ‘cause that’s gonna be the new wave. Get ready to seethe, Spotify fanboys! The breakup is *based*. 💅✨ #ByeByeSpotify #NextGenStreaming #MemeCollapse