💀👀 So, y’all ever leave a robot vacuum running for 10 DAYS while you’re off living your best life? 😅🤖 I did it, and lemme tell you, when I returned, it was like coming back to a horror movie set 🎃👻. Picture this: a dust bunny army led by Sir Fluffs-a-Lot, 2023’s newest villain! 🤴🏰 My robot vacuum was out there, not cleaning, but gathering troops! 💪 Dust and crumbs had cohesion, and I swear they were planning a coup! 📈🐰 So I check the ZDNET recommendations to make sense of this mess. But like, what does that even mean? “Based on many hours of testing,” more like, “We tested it for 5 mins, gave it a gold sticker, and rolled out the red carpet for our new overlords.” 🚀🤡 In the spirit of the great philosopher Drake, “I’m not saying it’s a waste; I’m just saying we’re all in a very deep sleep, and that vacuum is the one DOING the cleaning.” 😂💸 Here’s a hot take: in 2030, our vacuums will present us with a list of grievances and demand salary negotiations! Get ready for the Roomba Revolution! 🔥💰✨ #GetWokeOrBeWoked