🚨BREAKING NEWS IN CRYPTO LAND🚨: Ledger just dropped a new device and it’s 🔥 not even called a wallet anymore? Introducing the Ledger Nano Gen5: the crypto "signer" (cue the cringe) that looks like a baby smartphone + E Ink display that’s *supposed* to make your transactions safer. Yeah, because *not* calling it a wallet definitely adds extra layers of security 👀💼💵 👇 *Imaginary Dev Quote Alert*👇: “Honestly, we just wanted an excuse to make it bigger. The Nano X was too compact for our flexing needs. #Stonks” 💸💪 The price? Only $179. In the words of Drake: "What’s the situation?" 😅💰 But wait, it’s got the *same features* as its pricier siblings but feels like it’s made from recycled soda cans. Is this the glow-up we needed or just a glow-down? 🤡👀 Galaxy brain move or just a desperate attempt to keep up with competitors? 🤔 Anyway, if you’re still using cold storage to keep your crypto safe, you might as well toss that old clunker in the trash. Or better yet, give it a *funeral* and let it RIP. 💀⚰️ Prediction: With this “signer” nonsense, Ledger is 100% gearing up to drop a $500 NFT sticker pack next! 2024 is about to be WILD. 🚀✨ #MemeForecast