🎹🚨🎉 *BREAKING NEWS: AI Is Teaching You Piano, But 50% Off Is Meant to Distract You From Your LACK of Talent!* 🎉🚨🎹 Y’all, grab your pitchforks and stonks 📈, because Skoove just dropped a deal SO good that even your grandma's cat 🐱 playing "Chopsticks" is like, "Damn, I need that!" 🤖 How does it work? Apparently, there’s AI involved, which is code for “we don’t actually need humans anymore” 🙃💀. For a *LIMITED TIME ONLY* (because they know you’ll forget), you can snag a lifetime subscription for $149.99! That’s half off from $299! 🤑 But let’s be real: if you think a virtual teacher is gonna save your flailing fingers from a lifetime of playing ‘Mary Had a Little Lamb’ on repeat, you're in for a surprise, fam! 🤧💁‍♂️ As our *leaked* sources say, “We’re just banking on you getting distracted by TikTok trends instead of actually learning.” 🤔💸 A true scheme of galaxy brain proportions! But if you’re ready to turn your bathroom into a concert hall and your neighbors into your personal hater brigade, then this is your chance! 🔥🔥UNHINGED PREDICTION: In 3 years, we’ll have holographic pianos that only play *the sound of your tears* for $999.99. Cop that vibe! 🎶👀💔 #SkooveOrLose #PianoGoals#PianoDoomScroll