🔥💣🎆 SPLASH ALERT: Your Fireworks FOMO Is Now a TIKTOK TRAGEDY! 🎆💣🔥 So you’re tellin’ me that you’d rather binge-watching paint dry than get your butt outside to see the REAL fireworks on July 4th? 🚷💀 Gen Z is shakin' their heads right now. *Cue Drake pointing meme* 👀🔫 📺✨ But wait! Before you go full-on "this is fine” mode with your popcorn on the couch, we got the ultimate solution for your couch potato dreams! 🎉🚀 You can stream all those firework dazzles live from the comfort of your couch! Yes, you heard it! #Stonks 💰💡 Leaked developer conversation: 👨‍💻 "Dude, who decided livestreaming fireworks was a good idea?" 👩‍💻 "C’mon, man! This is the future! Virtual sparklers for a virtual generation!" 🤡 And for all you crypto bros: Is this the next big investment? Forget NFTs – how about your very own firework livestreaming platform? ✨💥💸 Just imagine: Fireworks as a service, or FAAS! It’s time to revolutionize how we celebrate! So grab those phone chargers, because if you’re not watching fireworks on your phone, are you even living?! 🤖🔥 Prediction alert: 🗣️ In 2030, ALL fireworks will be virtual thanks to TikTok! 💀 The ones in real life will become rare collectibles! 🚀🔥 #BLM (Boom Legacy Market)