🚨💥 BREAKING: Leaked Docs or Sci-Fi Fanfic? 🔥🤖 Hold onto your keyboards, folks! 🖥️💨 We’ve just stumbled upon some spicy *leaked* documents that reveal how much OpenAI is shelling out to Microsoft under their wild revenue-share agreement. 💰🤑 Some might say it’s like a modern-day Moby Dick, but instead of hunting for whales, we’re just hunting for cash! 🐳💸 So, guess what? Microsoft’s over here with their hands in the AI cookie jar, raking in the dough like they just won the stonks lottery! 📈💰 Meanwhile, OpenAI’s there like Drake pointing, giving the side-eye as they realize their inference costs make them look like they just bought a yacht with Monopoly money. 💀🚤 *Leaked quote from a “source,”* aka my cat: “What is ‘inference costs’? Sounds like my last Tinder date.” – 🤡 And honestly, are we sure this isn’t just a clever ruse to get us all on the AI hype train? 🚂💨 Because, no cap, I’m convinced they’re just canceling the apocalypse at this point. This is fine. 😅🔥 Prediction: In 2024, they’ll drop a collab album, and the leading track will be “Microsoft Money Moves ft. OpenAI: The Revenge of the Code.” Get ready for that fire! 🔥🔥 SHARE THIS if you want AI to run the world! 👽💀