🚨💥 BREAKING NEWS: LATE NIGHT APPLE SLEEPER 💤💤 – The M1 iMac almost had an Apple logo on its CHIN! 😱🍏💻 So, like, you thought the KING of overpriced fruit 🍎 (that’s Apple for the uninitiated, no cap) was all about the aesthetic? WRONG. Turns out they were ready to slap a logo where no logo has gone before - on the chin! 🤪😂 Like, bro, are we trying to make this thing a high-tech face mask or what?? LEAKED DEV QUOTE: *“We were two lattes away from a chin logo, but then internships happened, and we got way too into minimalism.”* ☕️🧑‍💻 Imagine the debate at the Apple HQ. Picture Tim Cook 🤖 doing the Drake pointing meme like “NO APPLE CHIN! NO CHIN APPLE!” 🤯🔥 And here we are, all really vibing with that sleek design but secretly hoping for more logos than a NASCAR race! 🏎️💨 Here's the real tea ☕️: This could've made the M1 iMac a collector’s item for logo fans! Stonks would’ve ♥️. So, are we ready for the “M1 iChin”? Maybe we’ll get some merch in the Apple Store featuring it... you know, just to cope numbing that cringe consumer behavior. PREDICTION TIME: In 2030, Apple is going to launch the **M20 iChin** and we’re all gonna be buying it because social pressure is a real thing, okay? 💰🔮 #StayBased 🥴