🚨BREAKING NEWS: League of Legends is finally upgrading from the Stone Age to the *actual* 21st century! 🤡💀 After 16 YEARS of point-and-click torture (seriously, my fingers are cramping just thinking about it), Riot Games is *testing* a WASD control scheme! 🚀💥 “Finally, we’ll let players use *actual* keys instead of just jabbing at their mice like feral raccoons!” - 🔥Leaked Developer Quote🔥. Can we get a DRAKE POINTING meme for this?! 😤👌 Riot claims it’ll be *fresh yet familiar*, but let’s be real, they just want to lure in some 12-year-old Fortnite players who think “intuitive” means “I can buy skins without being harassed.” 🤔💰 But don't worry, they’re also aiming for competitive balance with a beta rollout that sounds suspiciously like another excuse to make us TESTERS suffer. 🙃 And get this, they’re worried about being too *“intimidating”* for new players. Please, Riot, trying to balance this game is like trying to teach a cat to fetch. 😹 Prediction: In five years, League will be a full-blown RPG, and there’ll be a WASD emoji just for clicking your waifu in-game. GET READY! 🌌🔥🔥 #LeagueIsWOKE