🚨🔥 WELCOME TO THE LAYOFF ZONE, BABY! 💀💰 You’ve just entered the “what if I get canned” chatroom, and guess what? You’re NOT alone! ✅😱 So, let’s break this down like it’s a bad Netflix rom-com where the main character (*cough* you) gets ghosted by their job. What to do before the ol' pink slip arrives? First up: 💌 Update that resume, fam! No cap, make it so lit, even your grandma's gonna flex about it at the bingo hall! 💅📝 But WAIT! 🚨 You gotta PAD that emergency fund like you're stuffing a Thanksgiving turkey! Turkey = money 💸, and nobody wants to be caught out here with only ramen noodles to keep them company while watching *this is fine* memes. 🍜🍂 *Leaked quote from the imaginary HR guy:* “We’re totally not downsizing, just cutting back on ‘unproductive coffee breaks.’” Yeah right, Brad! 😂 And remember, broski: stonks 🤑 invest in yourself by leveling up those skills like you’re in a video game! Think “galaxy brain” level unlocked. 🚀 SO, what’s my hot take? In 2025, it’s gonna be a trend to GET LAID OFF and start your own taco truck instead. 🌮🚚 Just watch! 👀💯 Share this with your squad if you wanna laugh while crying! 😂🤡 #LayoffSeason #MoneyMoves