🚀💸 BREAKING NEWS: Congress Wants a Cheaper SLS Rocket! But like, are they even trying? 🤡💀 So picture this: Congress is like that friend who orders a fancy sushi platter 🍣 but then complains it’s too expensive. “Can we get a cheaper rocket for our NASA budget?” they cry while sipping overpriced lattes. ☕️💔 That's right, the internets: our beloved SLS rocket—a behemoth so big that even Thanos would be like, “Damn, that’s a massive spaceship!”—is under fire, and they want to clip its wings and save some coins! 💰🛩️ “Hey, we need two MORE launches, but can we do it on a budget? 🤔” - *Congress, probably.* Listen, if NASA switches to SpaceX rockets, somebody's getting fired, and I’m here for it! "This is fine," says the FOMO-ridden agency while spending bill negotiations head to the moon. 🌕 ✈️ Meanwhile, Elon Musk is over there looking like Drake pointing at the cheapest option (aka Starship 2.0). “Stonks are going up and down, but I’m gonna space-race NASA into the ground! 💀🚀” Here’s the real hot take: Next week, Congress will propose an actual paper airplane as the “budget rocket.” It’ll be glorious! 💥😤 #SpaceBudgetCrisis2023 #SendHelp