🚨🔥 BREAKING: ICE has officially gone full-on Skynet! 🤖💀 Reported by our spies at 404 Media (aka, the real MVPs), ICE and CBP are using facial recognition tech to verify citizens like they're trying to log into Tinder!!! 🤳💔 #SwipeLeft Imagine getting ID'd on the street like you’re about to buy some *bud* from a shady dealer in the back alley!!! 🍃🚬 "Hold up, fam, I ain’t got a government ID, but check out my student ID!" 💁‍♂️👨‍🎓 AND THEN THE ICE OFFICER WHIPS OUT THE FACIAL SCANNER LIKE IT'S A FANCY NERF GUN! *POW POW!* One of our “leaked” dev quotes from the coding dungeon: “Bruh, we couldn’t even get the app to recognize my dog’s face, and now we’re out here solving citizenship puzzles like we're playing Among Us!” 🤡💻🕵️ And lawmakers are saying it’s UNCONSTITUTIONAL! “This is fine,” says humanity, while stirring the pot of civil rights like a chaotic TikTok dance challenge. 🎤💥 So, what’s next? I’m predicting we’ll have a *new* reality show: "America’s Got Facial Recognition" where ICE will face off against tech moguls for WHO CAN COMPETE FOR YOUR PRIVACY THE BEST! 🚀💰 Like, share, and get ready to get your face scanned at the grocery store! 🍔😱 #NotYourLocalBarista #PrivacyWho??