🔥💰 TURN DOWN THE DRAMA, TURN UP THE GOLD! 💰🔥 So, Rep. Seth Moulton is out here sounding the alarm on Trump’s literal GOLDEN DOME missile shield. I mean, we’re talking about a weaponized Fort Knox, folks! 🏰💣 LET’S GO! 😎🚀 But hold up—this ain’t a good thing? 👀 What are you saying, Moulton? That our new 24-karat protection plan is gonna create MORE chaos? 🤡 This is the scene: the Republican Squad (pfft, "Squad Goals" but make it cringe) is vibin’ on Capitol Hill, debating whether to defend America with golden missiles or just throw in some meme stocks instead—stonks, anyone? 📈🤖 Meanwhile, Moulton's probably sipping Starbucks wondering why Congress feels like that one meme: "This is fine." 🔥💀 A "source" (read: my cat) tells me Moulton's been working on his own "Dome," where everyone just vibes and no one's allowed to talk about policy. "I just want to build LEGO houses and eat pizza,” he reportedly said, but who can blame him? 🍕✨ **Unhinged Prediction Time:** By 2025, Trump's Golden Dome will have its own reality show. Imagine "Keeping Up with the Drones!" 🤯📺💥 💌 SHARE THIS WITH 5 FRIENDS if you want the world to know that democracy might just be one huge meme!