🚨💥BREAKING NEWS💥🚨: TETRA Radio: More Flawed Than My 2020 Resolutions! 🤡💀 So, cybersecurity researchers just dropped a bombshell at Black Hat USA that's about to make law enforcement communications look like that Zoom call with your grandparents—full of awkward silence and unencrypted chaos. 🤦‍♂️👴📞 Introducing *drumroll please*... 2TETRA:2BURST! 😱💔 This masterpiece of a vulnerability allows hackers to replay, brute-force, and decrypt LAW ENFORCEMENT COMMUNICATIONS like they’re just casually logging into their Tinder profiles. 🚫💔 #NotSafe 🔐🔥 🔍 Developer Quote (Leaked): “Honestly, we thought cops were still using flip phones, so we didn’t bother." - Some Dev Who's Now Crying in a Corner. In a world where the best encryption is as solid as your average TikTok dance, it's almost as if the TETRA system was auditioning for America’s Got Talent but forgot the lyrics! 🎤💩 Stonks for privacy? Nah, more like *🗑️ stonks*. This is fine! 😂 At this rate, you can use your grandma’s old book to send secret messages. 📚✉️ 🔥 PREDICTION TIME 🔥: Within 3 months, TETRA’s gonna release a new version that’s basically a sticker of a lock. No cap, we’re talking next-level cringe. 🚀💰 Get your popcorn ready, fam! 🤪🍿