🚨💥 BREAKING: ⚡️Pixel Phones: Vulnerable? More like “Vulnerable-licious!” 🍕 #CellebriteChaos So hear ye, hear ye, fam! 🤡💀 Our good friend rogueFed *accidentally* stumbled into a Cellebrite briefing like a kid in a candy store and did what any internet hero would do: leaked the tea on **Google's Pixels that are basically a golden ticket to hackers** 💰🤖. Let’s spill the pixels: It appears that some of those fancy Googles are just sitting ducks 🦆 in a pond of vulnerability while Cellebrite is like, "We’ll take those juicy deets for the low, low price of your privacy!" 🚀🔥 In the meme vault of life, we have the Drake pointing meme for “Security? Nah!” vs. the galaxy brain levels of “Hacking is *now* a feature!” 🧠💫 Imagine being a dev at Google reading this: "Why didn’t we just slap a 'SAFETY FIRST' sticker on it? 🤦‍♂️” *Leaked quote from an imaginary dev: “We thought security was a *given,* not a luxury, my dude! Now it's a meme!"* So what's my unhinged prediction? In 2024, Cellebrite will drop a new line of phones that they can hack, and they’ll call it “Pixel Bait: The Hack-tion Edition.” No cap. Bet. 💀🔥 Share this with your squad! 🤩📲