🚨💰🎭 BREAKING: Did you just hear that NYPD email accounts are selling like hotcakes for LESS THAN a fancy latte? Like, what are we even doing here? Welcome to the Wild West of the internet, where bad actors are cashing in on our precious law enforcement emails, and the price tag is hovering around $40! 😱📬 According to some *totally legit* "research" from Abnormal Security (sounds like a villain from a B-grade movie, tbh), these cyber crooks are treating confidential emails like they’re vintage Pokémon cards! 🐉✨ You heard that right: For a measly $40, you can scoop up some cops’ email credentials like you’re buying a used pair of AirPods on Craigslist! 🔥💀 Imagine the Dark Web as a yard sale where people are selling off state secrets between layers of memes and cat pictures. “Hey, can I interest you in a police email? It’s only $40!” “Nah, I just bought a Fortnite skin for $50, fam!” In the wise words of Drake: *“You’re a 10 but your emails are on the Dark Web.”* 🤣🚀 If these loony hackers keep going, soon your grandma's Facebook account might be A-list Hollywood! 🤖💃 So here’s my UNHINGED hot take: In 2025, we’ll be paying $100 for a digital badge of honor from our local police department — or as I call it, the ultimate clout. #DigitalFlex 🔥🎉 Let’s see your stonks on that, Abnormal Security! 💸💀👀