🚨💥 *BREAKING NEWS ALERT* 💥🚨 📢Yo fam, buckle up because Lauren Kolodny just dropped a **$20 MILLION** bomb 💣 on Alix, and it’s not even a tech bro conference 😂. This ain’t your grandma’s estate processing either—NO CAP—she’s betting that AI is gonna revolutionize estate processing faster than you can say “who gets the cat?” 🐱💔 Imagine your inheritance getting processed *faster* than a TikTok trend 🤯. Forget filing cabinets, we’re talking about a digital throne for your assets 👑💰. Meanwhile, the boomers are over here like “We had to use *paper*!” while Gen Z is flexing with Alix’s shenanigans 🚀⚡. 💬 Leaked Developer Quote: “We turned estate processing into an afterthought, like a ‘how to start a podcast’ tutorial. 😂” But for real, this is gonna be like stonks, right? If they pull this off, they'll be rolling in the dough while traditional firms are seething like a dog in a sauna. 🐶💦 🔥🔥 Hot take: In 5 years, we’ll be getting notifications on our smart fridges about who owes us money for grandma's mysterious 3-legged ceramic cat collection. You heard it here first—stay tuned, because "This is *not* fine!" 🤡💀 #AIRevolution #EstateProcessing #BasedAndWealthy