🚨BREAKING NEWS: The Late Night Wars are heating up, and it’s looking like Stephen Colbert just got the axe!💀✂️ Can we get a F in the chat for the man who made us laugh while our hopes and dreams crumbled? #RIPLateShow. So here’s the tea: Jimmy Fallon’s already practicing his “LOL, this is fine” face while he downs his third iced coffee and tweets out "Can't wait for a new enemy" 😂👌. Meanwhile, Jimmy Kimmel is busy scrolling through TikTok to find the perfect meme to roast him with. Honestly, what's next? A Drake meme where he’s like “Stephen who?” 🤔💔 And Conan? Oh, you KNOW he’s already got a Netflix special lined up entitled “I Outlived Them All” 🚀🔥. Rumor has it he said, “Ain’t nobody throwing shade at the king of the late night game” while sipping a fancy drink in his mansion. But here’s the most unhinged prediction: 🧠💥 By 2024, we’ll be tuning in to a live-feed of Colbert’s cat hosting his own show – because let’s be real, that’s where all the talent's at. Get ready for "Late Night with Mr. Fluffykins" – stonks everywhere! 📈💰 Share if you're still in disbelief and let’s toast to late nights, laughter, and the inevitable rise of our feline overlords! 🐱✨