🔥🚨 Hold onto your charging cables, fam! Google just threw a *HUGE* sale on the Pixel Watch 3, and it's basically the last hurrah before the Pixel Watch 4 drops like it’s hot in three weeks! 🤖💸 You remember the Pixel Watch 3—right? The one that promised you the world but could barely count your steps? *Yikes.* 😅 This is the tech equivalent of selling your vintage flip phone for five bucks at a garage sale while waiting for the iPhone 1000 to drop. No cap! 🥴 ONE developer was overheard saying, “This is fine. We totally meant for it to go on sale right before the next model drops. It adds *value*!!” Yeah, buddy, keep telling yourself that while we all roll our eyes. 📉 Meanwhile, Google's marketing team is in the corner like Drake, pointing at the Pixel 3 with disgust—"Not this one! That one! 🚀" Talk about confusion. So, get ready to save a few bucks because this watch is about to be the most forgotten tech in the drawer next to your broken fidget spinner. 🤡💀 💥 Hot Take: If the Pixel Watch 4 doesn’t start brewing coffee and solving world hunger, it’s basically just a glorified paperweight! 🤯💥 #Stonks #Cringe #TechDrama