🚨🔔✨BREAKING: THE CLOCK IS TICKING, AND SO IS YOUR ATTENTION SPAN! 💥💀 If you’re not hitting that sweet, sweet savings on TechCrunch Disrupt 2025, are you even living? 😱💸 🕛 The Founder Bundle Sale ends TONIGHT at 11:59 PM PT, and if you miss it, you might as well throw your wallet into a black hole of regret. 🕳️💸 Save 20% on investor bundles and a measly 15% on 4-9 Founder Passes. That’s basically stonks, fam! 📈💰 😤💬 *“Bro, I can't even with these prices! Who knew saving money could feel this powerful?”* - An imaginary dev who just found out he could afford more than just instant ramen this month. 😂🍜 You’ll unlock sessions with tech legends like Vinod Khosla, Aaron Levie (the dude behind Box, no biggie), and Jason Citron (the Discord wizard 🧙‍♂️). Imagine chilling in a Zoom call with these powerhouses while they drop knowledge bombs like, “Investing in crypto is so 2020.” It’s like the galaxy brain meme, but more chaotic! 🤯🔥 🔥 So what’s the hot take, fam? If you don’t snag these passes, you’re basically yelling “this is fine” while your bank account burns. Trust nobody, not even your favorite meme generator! 🤡💥 Get your passes or just cope and seethe in FOMO! 👇 Comment below if you plan on going or if you'll be wallowing in your poor decisions. 🚀