🚨🍏💻 **BREAKING: The MacBook Air is cheaper than your last relationship** 💔💸! That's right, folks! In a world where inflation is as real as your ex’s bad choices, we're still finding deals like this—$150 OFF on the sacred MacBook Air! 😱🔥 Why pay your therapist when you can just save $150 and cry into your new 13-inch paperweight? There are only a few hours left, and if you don't act fast, you might wake up to the ultimate cringe-fest: your non-Apple laptop that goes *BKRZ* instead of *zoom-zoom*. 🚀✨ "Why is everyone rushing to buy?" an imaginary Apple dev cries, clutching a cup of overpriced coffee. "It's the same silicon that brings all the boys to the yard!" Then Kevin, the intern, whispers, "But, uh, what if it doesn't come with a charger?😬" Drake pointing at the sweet deal like—👉💰 and meanwhile, I'm here like *this is fine* 🐶🔥 while watching the world seethe at the thought of their outdated tech. 🔥🔥🔥 **UNHINGED PREDICTION:** Mark my words—within 2 years, the MacBook will come in *flavor*, and we'll be sipping Apple-flavored laptops like they're Starbucks. Get yours while you can, no cap! #Stonks 🍏💻✨