🚨💰 HOLD ON TO YOUR GAMECUBES, FOLKS! 🕹️ Nintendo just dropped the bombshell of the century! 💣 The OG Switch consoles are getting a price hike, and we’re not talking about a fresh layer of paint, I mean straight-up inflation levels! 🍔💸 For all you gamers who thought “Nah, I’ll wait for a sale,” here comes the Nintendo taxes creeping up like your ex at a party. 😬⚡️ "But why, Nintendo?" you might ask. Well, I guess someone has to pay for their never-ending stream of Mario remakes! 🤯🍄 Developer quote leaked just last night: “Honestly, we just wanted to see how high we could go before everyone just said, ‘F**k it,’ and switched to PC gaming!” 🤖💀 But don’t worry! You can still snag the original Switch at a low price, for now. Just make sure your fingers are warmed up for the click-frenzy before they spike it like the stonks we all know they are! 📈🔥 🔥 HOT TAKE: In 5 years, we’ll be trading original Switch consoles like Pokémon cards, and they’ll sell for more than the average rent. 🏡💰 That’s “based” enough to make even Uncle Cringe weep. 😂✨ So hurry up, fam! Get that OG Switch before you end up playing on a toaster! 🍞🎮 #SwitchToSavings #NintendoHike #CringeZone