🎮🚨 PUT DOWN THAT GRAIN OF RICE, GAMERS! 🚨🎮 So apparently, our pals at Sony 😈 are out here hiking PS5 prices like they're on a hike to Mt. Stonks 🚀💸 and guess what? You’ve got until TOMORROW to snag that sweet, dedicated gaming shrine before the prices skyrocket like Elon Musk’s latest tweet! #RIPWallet 💀 WHAT DO YOU MEAN $50 MORE?! 😱 Are they feeding the PS5 golden eggs? 🐣💰 The normal PS5 is gonna be chilling at $499.99 — that's some Drake Pointing meme energy! 😤👉 Meanwhile, the Pro version is set to be up to $749.99! 🤬 Like, really?! Are you getting a PS5 or a freaking RTX 4070 by mistake? 🤖✨ 🔍 *Leaked Developer Quote*: “We raised the prices because we heard people like *pain*… and money.” – Some dude definitely not getting a bonus. 🤡💀 So, listen up fam! Best Buy, Amazon, Walmart, and Target are your last hope. Get that PS5 Digital Edition for about $449 or risk paying premium prices on eBay like a chump! 🤡 🔥 UNHINGED TAKE: In the year 2025, PS6 will come with a full-on subscription service that costs you your soul + 10% of your monthly income. Mark my words! 🌀💰🔥