π¨ LAST CALL! π¨ $2 for 2 months of Paramount+? That's an absolute steal! ππΈ No cap, do NOT sleep on this! π€π₯
π¨ BREAKING NEWS FLASH π¨: Are you still paying full price for streaming services in 2023? π€‘π How cringe can we get?! Well, PARAMOUNT+ is out here practically giving it away! πΈβ¨ Today ONLY, you can snatch up two months of streaming goodness for just $2! π± Thatβs right, folks. You can basically get your Netflix and chill for the price of a single sad avocado toast! π₯π But waitβit gets even juicier! π€ You got two choices: the ad-supported Essential plan, or the glorious ad-free Premium planβin the same budget range, my dudes! ππ₯ #Stonks! So why not dive into the chaos of watching new episodes of Star Trek while fighting through a maze of ads?! ππ€ *Leak Alert*: I overheard a Paramount+ developer say, βWeβre basically the discount aisle of streaming; only the cool kids are in the Premium section!β ππ― But letβs be real, with Star Trek running out of gas faster than your last good idea, you might wanna secure that subscription before weβre left with just reruns of old episodes. This is fine. π₯π Prediction: By the end of 2024, we'll ALL be getting our daily dose of nostalgia on a *new* platform called "45-degree angle couch" where the only options left are reality shows of tech bros trying to sell us crypto-burritos! ππ°π±