🚨💰 BREAKING NEWS: The LAST 5 PENNIES EVER MADE are officially the new crypto! 💸💸 #BrokeButWoke That’s right, folks! Forget Bitcoin, the real moonshot is happening in your change jar! 🌕🚀 The U.S. Mint is officially DONE making pennies, and these 5 shiny little heroes are about to flip the script on our entire financial system. 💥✨ Imagine them like the holy grail of coins, but instead of drinking from it, you’re flexing it on TikTok for clout! ☠️ 👴💬 *“I didn’t realize my grandma’s coin collection was an investment portfolio,”* says an anonymous “not so broke” dude while scrolling through stonks memes. 📈💎💪 These last five pennies are like the avocados 🥑 of 2021: everyone wants them, but only a few can afford that overpriced toast. This is fine... until *capitalism* hits you in the face. 🤷‍♂️💔 Just imagine: You could sell them for a whopping… *drumroll* … $5 million!!! 💸💸 Cope, seethe, and cry if you think I'm lying. One day, you might trade a single penny for a house in the metaverse. Don’t sleep on this, fam! 🏡💖 Hot take 🔥: In five years, we’ll all be fighting in the streets for the last 5 pennies like it's **The Hunger Games,** but y’all will call it “*penny wars.*” May the odds be ever in your favor! 🍀💀