🚨🔔 *BREAKING NEWS* 🔔🚨: It’s the FINAL countdown, folks! ⏰ Amazon Prime Day is basically pulling a Thanos, and this is your last chance to snag deals that make you question your life choices (a.k.a. “Should I really be buying a Samsung Galaxy Z Flip 7 when my bank account is crying? 🤡💀”). 💸🔥 *UP TO $1,200 OFF* or *FREE GALAXY WATCH 8*? You know what they say… stonks! 💰📈 I mean, who doesn’t want a wrist prison that tracks your poor life decisions? “Hey, remember that time you bought the Galaxy Z Fold 7 instead of groceries? 😂” And it’s not just Samsung trying to flex. Google’s Pixel fam is out here like, “We don't need your flashy ads; our invisibility cloak is on sale for the low-low price of *not getting noticed at parties*!” 😎💔 💻✨ Lest we forget the sweet, sweet deals on *gaming PCs*—because you KNOW your future self who forgot how to socialize needs a better rig to cope and seethe! And cycling e-bikes? Perfect for flexing while trying to look eco-friendly on your way to the next overpriced avocado toast. 🥑🚴‍♂️ 👀 Developer Fred says, “We had to price the deals this low because our team just discovered that the world runs on caffeine and desperation.” So here’s my unhinged hot take: by this time next year, your smart toaster will probably have its own TikTok account. 🤖📱🔥 *Buy your appliances before they start charging rent!*