📢 BREAKING: Larry Summers says "bye, Felicia!" to public life 🚪✌️ after some spicy emails with Mr. Epstein🕵️‍♂️🍷 have leaked! I mean, what’s the move here, Larry? "This is fine" 🌟🔥? OpenAI still thinks he's a good fit for their board 🤖, so can we maybe get a “WTF?” emoji parade in the comments? 🎉 Imagine the OpenAI board meeting: "So, Larry..." (crickets) 🦗. Meanwhile, Elizabeth Warren is throwing down like “cut ties or face the wrath!”⚔️, and Larry’s like “wait, I’m still in charge of the email drafts, right?” 🤡💻. Like, you can’t make this up! Larry’s PR team is probably chugging monster energy drinks like “we can fix this!” while the internet is memeing away with the galaxy brain meme of him somehow staying on that board 💭✨. 🔮🔥HAWT TAKE: In 2025, we’ll find out that all the big tech is secretly run on Epstein logs, and we’ll have a meme called "The Epstein Stonks". 📈💰 So buckle up, this rollercoaster ain't stopping anytime soon! #TechDrama Seethe with rage or laugh in disbelief? It’s your call 🤷‍♂️💥!