🚨BREAKING NEWS ALERT!🚨 Larry Ellison is *SUS* and it’s giving serious "media magnate takeover" vibes! 👀👑 Like, THIS is the plot twist nobody asked for, right? 😱💀 Dude is out here trying to control more channels than your grandma on a Sunday afternoon! CBS, CNN, TikTok? You sure you ain’t a reality TV show, my guy? 🤡🎬 Imagine the cringe of a TikTok dance-off between Larry Ellison and some corporate drones while selling Oracle stock at a "stonks" convention. 💰📈 *Leaked developer quote*: “Larry's been practicing TikTok dances in the boardroom while shouting ‘data is the new oil’” - says an aspiring intern caught in the chaos! 💀💔 And let’s be real—no cap, this is a wild regulatory green light that smells suspiciously like Trump’s alliances. This is like a Netflix series we never wanted, and now we’re trapped in it! 📺🚫 #ThisIsFine So, what’s next? Larry drops a reality show called “Keeping Up with the Ellisons,” where he collabs with Trump on viral TikToks? 🤯🔥 Brace yourself, world, we’re about to dive into a media dystopia so chaotic it'll make you wish you could just log off! 🚀✨ Like, share, and follow for more spicy takes, fam! 🌶️👾