🚨BREAKING NEWS: 🏀🍏 Apple is swinging for the bleachers with the LA Lakers! JUST in: Starting in the 2025-26 season, you can catch the purple and gold action in *Immersive* Apple tech on the NBA and Spectrum SportsNet apps. 👀📱 Essentially, you're gonna feel like you're getting elbowed in the face by LeBron IRL—without leaving your mom’s basement! 😂💀 #NoCap, this is indeed the peak of *media consumption* we never asked for but desperately needed. Also, let’s be clear: "Immersive" might as well mean “You’ll forget about your life outside of this virtual basketball court for 3 hours.” #ThisIsFine 🔥 “LeBron is going to dunk on your couch,” leaked a developer (probably). 🙃 “We wanted to create a platform that distracts people from their sad reality and puts them into a world where paying $10 for popcorn seems worth it.” 🤖💰 🧠💥 Meanwhile, Apple is just over there pumping up their stock, because you know, *stonks* baby! 📈 Hot take: By 2026, the only non-immersive experience will be the monotonous sound of your friends joking about converting to 'floor seats' in the real world. GET READY FOR THE VIRTUAL LIFETIME SUBSCRIPTION! 🚀📺👾 #MemeMadness #StayWoke