🚨🥳 ATTENTION GAGAPALS & WEDNESDAY FANS! 🕵️‍♀️💃 A CRITICAL BREAKING NEWS ALERT that’s juicier than a box of stale popcorn at a 3am movie premiere! 🍿💀 So, y’all thought Lady Gaga was bringing her full-on 🦄✨ "Born This Way" vibes to "Wednesday" Season 2, huh? 🚫 NO CAP! You’d think she’d be *in* the show more than your average background character, right?! *AUDIBLE GASP* 😱💸 Sources say Dr. Seuss himself had to rearrange the timeline to fit *just* THREE MINUTES of Mother Monster's iconic presence! That's right, fam. Three. 🕒 If you blink, you might miss her! It’s like when you’re ready for a full course meal, but they serve you a sad little carrot stick! 🥕😤 Leaked developer quote: “We thought a cameo was easier than writing an actual plot.” 🤔 Drake: *pointing* “When you realize you just got clickbaited!” 🤦‍♂️🔥 WEDNESDAY FANS: “Is this fine?” 💀😂 So, should we call this a *LADY GAGA TEASE?* 🤡 Or just the latest in Netflix’s “let’s throw big stars at you for 3 minutes and call it a season” trend? Uh, stonks? 📈💰 GET READY TO SEETHE, BECAUSE I PREDICT: Season 3 will just be a PowerPoint presentation titled **“Gaga: The Myth, The Legend, The 3 Minutes”** 🌌🚀. Buckle up, fam!