🚨🍏🍎 LABOR DAY ALERT! 🍎🍏🚨 Y’all, it’s time to wake up from your snooze-fest because Apple just dropped some deals so good, your wallet might actually 💀✨. Labor Day is basically Code Red for online shopping, and Apple is out here flexing like the rich kid in class! 💰💸 Check this: M3 iPad Air at its lowest price EVER? That's not a deal, that's a STONKS moment! 🚀💵 If you don’t cop one, you’re just straight up COPE-ing! Drake’s pointing at you like, "Why you slacking?" 👈🤑 And let's not forget the AirPods! Those should come with a free ‘I can't hear you over my amazing audio quality’ t-shirt. 🎧🔥 The only "low" we want this Labor Day is the price, not your self-esteem when your friend flexes their shiny new gadget. Leaked Dev Quote: “Honestly, Steve Jobs would be rolling in his grave... from laughing at how far we’ve come. #Cringe” 😱 👀 Watch out, because I’m predicting that by next Labor Day, Apple will have built a time machine just to make your retro devices obsolete again. 👽💥 Who’s ready to get broke for some overpriced tech? LET’S GO! 🎉🙌 #AppleDeals #NoCap