🎉💻🍏🛍️ IT’S LABOR DAY, FOLKS! Time to go broke supporting your Apple addiction! 😂💸 Like, who even needs rent when you can get *$300 off* an M4 MacBook Pro? That’s basically a “free pizza, but make it tech!” 🍕🚀 So, here’s the tea ☕: 9to5Toys is throwing a discount party where the M4 MacBook Air is strutting around like it’s the last slice of pizza at a gamer’s LAN party (it's only *$200* off). Even the iPads are in on the action! M3 iPad Air and iPad mini 7 are practically begging to be bought so you can make “influencer” vibes on TikTok. 📱✨ And don’t sleep on the AirPods 4! They're closer to the cheapest price we’ve seen ever than your coworker's excuses for not doing overtime. 🤡 💬 "Bro, if we don't buy these AirPods, are we even living?" – An Apple addict probably. 😅 But seriously, Apple is like that one friend who keeps “forgetting” their wallet at dinner. You want to roast them but you still pass the card. 🔥💥 Hot take: By 2030, Apple will find a way to charge participants for standing too close to their products. Get your wallets ready, legends! 💀💰✨ #Based #Stonks #ThisIsFine