"Labor Day Apple deals: Flex on your friends with M4 MacBook Air/Pro, iPads & AirPods for the low! ๐๐ธ๐ป๐ฅ #SaveThatDolla"
๐๐ป๐๐๏ธ ITโS LABOR DAY, FOLKS! Time to go broke supporting your Apple addiction! ๐๐ธ Like, who even needs rent when you can get *$300 off* an M4 MacBook Pro? Thatโs basically a โfree pizza, but make it tech!โ ๐๐ So, hereโs the tea โ: 9to5Toys is throwing a discount party where the M4 MacBook Air is strutting around like itโs the last slice of pizza at a gamerโs LAN party (it's only *$200* off). Even the iPads are in on the action! M3 iPad Air and iPad mini 7 are practically begging to be bought so you can make โinfluencerโ vibes on TikTok. ๐ฑโจ And donโt sleep on the AirPods 4! They're closer to the cheapest price weโve seen ever than your coworker's excuses for not doing overtime. ๐คก ๐ฌ "Bro, if we don't buy these AirPods, are we even living?" โ An Apple addict probably. ๐ But seriously, Apple is like that one friend who keeps โforgettingโ their wallet at dinner. You want to roast them but you still pass the card. ๐ฅ๐ฅ Hot take: By 2030, Apple will find a way to charge participants for standing too close to their products. Get your wallets ready, legends! ๐๐ฐโจ #Based #Stonks #ThisIsFine
