🔥🔥 LA Wildfire Reconstruction? More Like Gimme a Break! 🤡💀 Imagine you're building a LEGO set and your toddler brother just knocked it over 🤦‍♂️. That's basically LA trying to rebuild after those wildfires, and let’s just say, the flames didn’t need a government permit to wreak havoc! 🧱🔥 But wait, they want to *reform environmental rules*? Y'all, that's like putting a Band-Aid on a shark bite! 🦈🚑 Here’s what really cooks in the developer kitchen: “We need a miracle, bro. California policy is like trying to explain Bitcoin to your grandma. No cap, it’s a vibe check gone wrong.” (Leaked developer quote, or is it just my caffeine talking? 👀) Meanwhile, California’s sitting in their comfy stonks chair like, “This is fine,” while the rest of us are predicting it’ll take longer than flipping the script on a TikTok trend to rebuild 🍕💰. Dudes, we need the Giga-Chads of construction and a whole lotta tacos for motivation! 🌮 Hot Take Alert🚨: Why not just build the entire city on stilts? Like, “LA: The Floaty Edition” — now that’s a vibe. 🏗🌊 Don’t sleep on this chaos, folks! If you think this is wild, wait till they start charging the rebuilding on a subscription model! 🙃🤖💔 #TechChaos #LosAngelesOnFire