🚗💨 **BREAKING NEWS: Kyte Just Went Full Send. And by that, I mean they sent themselves RIGHT into the Abyss!** 💀✨ Imagine this: Kyte, the startup that yelled “We’re coming for you, Hertz!” is now just a sad meme in the tech world. 😢🔥 Like, how do you go from "best competitor" to “where did I leave my car keys” in less than a year? 🤡🤷‍♂️ Sources inside Kyte are reportedly saying: “We thought we were stonks 💰 but turns out we were just sinkholes.” 🤦‍♂️ Meanwhile, they sold their customer list to Turo like it was a garage sale 🤏🚪, and then realized: *WAIT, we’ve got no cars left to rent!* 😱🔧 The lenders swooped in faster than your ex at a party, taking back all their cars like: “You thought this was a loan? Nah fam, it’s a repo party!” 🎉 Drake’s face is still processing our grief: *"This is fine,"* while Kyte exits stage left like the cringe NPC they are 👋💔. So here’s the 411: my hot take? Next up, they’re gonna launch a subscription service for *air* rentals. “Breathe in, breathe out, just $9.99 a month! 🥴💨” #KyteIsOut #Oops #CarRentalSadness 🚀✨